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Tear along this line.

Tourists

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Cactus seats.

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

'Are we broke yet?'

The High Line at Giza

"Don't even think about it."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

Mohammad's motors

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Tourist

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Desert Dermatologist

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.