Desert Wanderer Admiration T-Shirts

Man crawling on desert see a dry cleaners in distance.

Tourists

(Camel paintings)

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

The americanisation of vulture.

Tourists in Egypt

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

A Tumble Cow

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

Mohammad's motors

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Valet park only"

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

SPOONING CACTI

'This is you, enlarged.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'