Desert Wanderer Admiration Gifts

Man crawling on desert see a dry cleaners in distance.

Tourists

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

(Camel paintings)

Tourists in Egypt

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

The americanisation of vulture.

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

A Tumble Cow

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"Valet park only"

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Mohammad's motors

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Tourist

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."