Desert Plant Admirer Gifts

Pumping up a cactus

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

The discovery of asparagus.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Summer wants.

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

David Bellamy

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

"I liked this camel. I'm gonna miss him. I'm getting all choked up."

The Joshua Tree

The male of the species approaches the cafe counter. What's that, Mr. Pinkerton? Careful not to disturb those around him, the male scans his surroundings. His senses, his vision and his sense of smell have been honed by years of evolution and survival. Sniiif! At last, the male makes his move! He orders one slice of rhubarb pie, a la mode! You want pie? Suddenly, he is alerted to danger. The male seeks refuge behind a petunia! … but is it too late? No pie for him. The male will have a salad. The

Poinsettia

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

Ship in a Bottle

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

Depressed Cactus

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

The animal and plant kingdoms unite to send to you Season's Greetings.

Cactus Man.

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

'This corner of the garden's a bit of a subtropical micro-climate actually...'

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

"Are they wet?"

'Her and her silicone implants!'

'Wally, meet Doris. Doris, Wally. Wally is a forester.'

"They are very realistic, you would never guess that they were rubber."

'I'm just sayin', we're supposed to be harbingers of death, Jerry, so take off that stupid hat!'

'…dial tone…dial tone…dial tone…'

'That's all very well - but just suppose everybody decided to take 'just one bloody miserable bucket of sand'?'