Desert Flora Fanatic Gifts

Cactus Man.

So Close..

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'I blame global warming!'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

The Garden

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

The Velvet Mesquite

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

The Joshua Tree

Ship in a Bottle

Why is he always fooling around with plants? He wants to be a robotanist!

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

Bargeman on a canal boat.

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

"Cool, I've never met a vegan flamingo before."

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

Caddy's flowers

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

"Over there - an island!"

"Personally I think he over does the self grooming."

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

Wedding couple with dog.

'Swimming back to the mainland to see some football game is stupid. Besides you're so out of shape, you wouldn't get 10 feet.'

"Are they wet?"

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

'Mom!'

'Coniferous Rhinoceros.'

'…dial tone…dial tone…dial tone…'

'That's all very well - but just suppose everybody decided to take 'just one bloody miserable bucket of sand'?'