Flora Fanatics Gifts

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

'ROSES!'

"When did you first realise people were abusing you?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

The Busy Gardener

So Close..

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Cats and gardens.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Bees SOS

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Hardy Annuals

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

The Garden

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'That plant food really works!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

Roses

NASA Special

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'