Floral Fanatic Gifts

Flower Arranging.

man watering giant flower

The Busy Gardener

Dreaming Of Spring

Every flower that ever bloomed had to go through a whole lot of dirt to get there!

I love what you've done with your hare.

'Stephen's down on the allotment, gathering in nature's bounty.'

"He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a Petal!"

Dog roses bark at a passing cat.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

A Floral Theme and an unhappy dog.

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

In the garden: pulling up the last weed of the year

'You're standing on my bulbs!'

Annuals, Perennials, and Eternals

Little Dutch boy tends tulip plant

Child dressed as a daffodil.

"What?! Is he insane?! He's spraying chemicals on the dandelions!"

Roses

'The way I pay tax, I'm not self employed, I'm employed by the tax department'

"I brought the bougainvillea in from the greenhouse. It wasn't happy out there."

Cats and gardens.

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

Hospital Bed.

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

Man with big nose smelling various things.

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

The Ladies of Kew took baking very seriously.

"It started with him just talking to it in the garden, now he invites it in for a drink."

Frontispiece to E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

"Lily, Rose, this is Violet."

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

So Close..

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"