"The growing season has barely begun, but I've already been getting death threats."
Floral Fanatics Gifts
Looking for a gift for a floral fanatic? Discover a range of playful and stylish products that celebrate their passion for flowers. From art prints to cozy pillows, find something that blooms in their heart and adds a touch of botanical charm to everyday life.
"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"
The Country Wedding.
Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.
The Busy Gardener
So Close..
"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"
Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.
'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'
Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'
"No! I want to live! I want to live!"
Garden Goddess.
'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'
Bee flying to another flower.
"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."
"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"
Cats and gardens.
"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"
Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.
"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."
Bees SOS
'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!
Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'
Hardy Annuals
The Garden
Gardening Terms: Black Spot
'That plant food really works!'
"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"
Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.
'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'
The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.
Roses
"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"
"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."
'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'
Floral Fanatics Gifts Collection
Floral Fanatics Mugs
Explore our collection of floral fanatics mugs—perfect for morning coffee or tea that celebrates their botanical passion.
Floral Fanatics Pillows
Add botanical charm to any room with our floral fanatics pillows—soft, stylish, and bursting with flower-inspired designs.
Floral Fanatics Prints
Find the perfect floral art prints to brighten up their space and celebrate their passion for all things botanical.
Floral Fanatics T-Shirts
Discover playful and vibrant floral-themed t-shirts that let your loved ones showcase their love for flowers in style.