Floral Fanatics Pillows

"The growing season has barely begun, but I've already been getting death threats."

"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"

The Country Wedding.

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

The Busy Gardener

So Close..

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Cats and gardens.

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Bees SOS

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

The Garden

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'That plant food really works!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

NASA Special

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

Roses

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.