Flower Fanatic Pillows

"So that's your final answer."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

Say it with Flowers. Say it with power tools.

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

"Oh no, Daisy's committing herbicide!"

'I,m trying something new...giraffe manure!'

The Goldilocks Flower Emporium has bouquets labeled Too Much Commitment, Too Little Commitment, and Just Right.

'Sorry, I had to call the authorities. Whenever a guy buys that many roses, you just know he's guilty of something.'

'That plant food really works!'

'For heaven's sake! What kind of a transplant did they give you?'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"Admit it, you've been secretly taking herbal remedies again!"

The Niche Economy

'I told my wife that I didn't buy her chocolates because she'd put on a bit of weight...how many roses do you think it will take before she lets me back into the house?'

Garden Goddess.

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

Man in front of Stop sign smelling roses.

'No, I didn't bring chocolates, I assumed you'd be on a diet.'

Compassion

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'I'm not sure what you did wrong but it must have been a doozy!'

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

'I know botanists are important dear, but I wish I could tell people you had a proper job!'

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

Two neighbours doing their gardening.

Flower Seller Girl with Baby

"Did you, Larry the Landscaper, ever promise anybody a rose garden?"

Jack's first meeting with Melanie's parents, suddenly turned awkward.

'Never mind why, Larry. . . just get someone over to the hospital and retrieve that other order.'

'Hello,'Gardeners' Question Time'?'

'Humans are really worried about us leaving. They're offering us tax incentives to stay.'

'She moved in with the guy who delivered the flowers I sent her.'

"My stamens are so hot and sticky right now. Pollinate me, you dirty dirty little bee. Oh ya."