Flower Fanatic Prints

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"So that's your final answer."

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

Say it with Flowers. Say it with power tools.

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

"Oh no, Daisy's committing herbicide!"

'I,m trying something new...giraffe manure!'

The Goldilocks Flower Emporium has bouquets labeled Too Much Commitment, Too Little Commitment, and Just Right.

'Sorry, I had to call the authorities. Whenever a guy buys that many roses, you just know he's guilty of something.'

'That plant food really works!'

'For heaven's sake! What kind of a transplant did they give you?'

'I told my wife that I didn't buy her chocolates because she'd put on a bit of weight...how many roses do you think it will take before she lets me back into the house?'

"Admit it, you've been secretly taking herbal remedies again!"

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

The Niche Economy

Garden Goddess.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'No, I didn't bring chocolates, I assumed you'd be on a diet.'

Man in front of Stop sign smelling roses.

'I'm not sure what you did wrong but it must have been a doozy!'

Compassion

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

Flower Seller Girl with Baby

Jack's first meeting with Melanie's parents, suddenly turned awkward.

'I know botanists are important dear, but I wish I could tell people you had a proper job!'

"I've got some free help to weed your garden. Happy Mother's Day!"

'Never mind why, Larry. . . just get someone over to the hospital and retrieve that other order.'

Two neighbours doing their gardening.

'Hello,'Gardeners' Question Time'?'

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

"Did you, Larry the Landscaper, ever promise anybody a rose garden?"

Moses waters his daisies...

'Say it with flowers' van driver sticks a cactus up to an aggressive driver.