Floral Fanatics Prints

"The growing season has barely begun, but I've already been getting death threats."

"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"

The Country Wedding.

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

The Busy Gardener

So Close..

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Cats and gardens.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Bees SOS

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Hardy Annuals

The Garden

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'That plant food really works!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Roses

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'