Flower Enthusiast Pillows

'Smile - it's Van Gogh.'

'She loves me, she loves me not...' 'Good grief, why is he dragging ME into this?'

"Could I get a single perfect olive branch?"

'Oh gross, manure.'

"What sort of flowers say, 'I promise to obey the restraining order'?"

'I can't stand hay fever season.'

Flower Arranging.

"I need something that says, 'I'm sorry about that thing I said that caused you to totally overreact.' "

'This will photograph it, check our global position, scroll our database, name it, text details,play music and oops - the battery's gone dead.'

'You know what they say, Dear...April showers bring May flowers!'

'I've always been so busy, I've never taken the time to stop and smell one.'

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

Blowing dandelion clock

'Look Mummy, I've picked you some flowers.'

'Mom, Dad, I prefer gathering.'

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"Of course they're weeds.What do you expect at these prices?..Roses?"

Noisy neighbours - wind chimes.

'Better call the coroner, Mahoney... I can't tell if this is a homicide or some sicko's idea of romance.'

Flower: 'Frost warning tonight' Second Flower: 'I guess this is goodbye'.

'Somehow he managed to pull it off.'

'No, it's not my new look. Just another random 'loves me, loves me not' dispute.'

Flower drinking cola.

'Florist...say it with flowers' 'Butcher...say it with pork chops.'

Landmines

'He loves me...he loves me not...he loves me...hey, this flower is missing a petal!'

'I brought you here to say I'm sorry. Can we go now - or do I have to buy you some?'

'My wife and I had a big fight last night.'

"I don't like it. Her new boyfriend keeps popping up everywhere."

Stress Clinic: 'Stepped out to smell the roses.'

Tortoise hiding as he gives a girl flowers.

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

"Dad, if we get a pony, you'd have free fertilizer."

"He loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!"

"Are these beautiful? I can't ever tell?"