Flower Connoisseur Pillows

"Do any of you (hic) have any idea of the sort of pressure (hic) it takes to actually be the state flower?!"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

The Busy Gardener

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Social distancing

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Doing the borders.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Rose Garden

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Bee flying to another flower.

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Labor Day Flowers

Dog in Daisys

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Cats and gardens.

Botany Baby!

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Bees SOS

The Garden

'In Love'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

The wife whisperer.

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Valentine Day

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

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