Flower Connoisseur Mugs

"Do any of you (hic) have any idea of the sort of pressure (hic) it takes to actually be the state flower?!"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

The Busy Gardener

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

So Close..

Social distancing

Doing the borders.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Rose Garden

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Bee flying to another flower.

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Botany Baby!

Cats and gardens.

Dog in Daisys

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Labor Day Flowers

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Bees SOS

'In Love'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

The Garden

Valentine Day

The wife whisperer.

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Gardening#2

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'