Floral Connoisseur Mugs

"Oh, Bruno! Just look at the subtle hues in those tulips!"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

The Busy Gardener

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Doing the borders.

Social distancing

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Rose Garden

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Bee flying to another flower.

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Dog in Daisys

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Botany Baby!

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Cats and gardens.

Labor Day Flowers

Bees SOS

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Gardening#2

'In Love'

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

The wife whisperer.

Valentine Day