"Do any of you (hic) have any idea of the sort of pressure (hic) it takes to actually be the state flower?!"
Flower Connoisseur Gifts
Looking for a gift for your flower connoisseur friend? Our curated collection features witty and artistic items that capture their passion for blooms. From playful mugs to stylish prints, these gifts are ideal for anyone who appreciates a good flower pun or a beautiful floral design. Brighten their day and strengthen their floral obsession with something that truly matches their botanical flair.
"I was with you right up to the cumin."
The Busy Gardener
So Close..
'Make sure you pretend to water it.'
Social distancing
"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"
Doing the borders.
'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'
"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."
Rose Garden
Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'
"No! I want to live! I want to live!"
Garden Goddess.
'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'
Bee flying to another flower.
We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!
Labor Day Flowers
Dog in Daisys
"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."
"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."
Cats and gardens.
Botany Baby!
"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."
"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"
Bees SOS
The Garden
'In Love'
Gardening Terms: Black Spot
The wife whisperer.
'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'
Valentine Day
Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'
'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!
Gardening#2
Flower Connoisseur Gifts Collection
Flower Connoisseur Mugs
Explore our collection of floral-themed mugs and find the perfect gift for your flower connoisseur lover — ideal for brightening their mornings.
Flower Connoisseur Pillows
Bring floral charm into their home with our decorative pillows featuring vibrant, botanical designs—great for flair and comfort.
Flower Connoisseur Prints
Find beautiful floral prints that brighten any room and beautifully showcase their love for flowers and artistic design.
Flower Connoisseur T-Shirts
Discover our witty and stylish floral t-shirts designed for plant enthusiasts and flower lovers alike—make their wardrobe bloom with personality.