Flower Enthusiast Gifts

'Smile - it's Van Gogh.'

'She loves me, she loves me not...' 'Good grief, why is he dragging ME into this?'

"Could I get a single perfect olive branch?"

'Oh so now he buys me flowers.'

'Oh gross, manure.'

"What sort of flowers say, 'I promise to obey the restraining order'?"

'Sounds like someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.' 'Ahhhhhh!'

'I can't stand hay fever season.'

Flower Arranging.

"I need something that says, 'I'm sorry about that thing I said that caused you to totally overreact.' "

'This will photograph it, check our global position, scroll our database, name it, text details,play music and oops - the battery's gone dead.'

'You know what they say, Dear...April showers bring May flowers!'

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

'I've always been so busy, I've never taken the time to stop and smell one.'

'Look Mummy, I've picked you some flowers.'

'Mom, Dad, I prefer gathering.'

Blowing dandelion clock

"Of course they're weeds.What do you expect at these prices?..Roses?"

'Better call the coroner, Mahoney... I can't tell if this is a homicide or some sicko's idea of romance.'

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

Noisy neighbours - wind chimes.

'I brought you here to say I'm sorry. Can we go now - or do I have to buy you some?'

'He loves me...he loves me not...he loves me...hey, this flower is missing a petal!'

'Florist...say it with flowers' 'Butcher...say it with pork chops.'

'Somehow he managed to pull it off.'

"I don't like it. Her new boyfriend keeps popping up everywhere."

Landmines

'No, it's not my new look. Just another random 'loves me, loves me not' dispute.'

Flower drinking cola.

'My wife and I had a big fight last night.'

Flower: 'Frost warning tonight' Second Flower: 'I guess this is goodbye'.

A woman thinks of flowers and a man thinks of a prison cell.

Spring

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'First she loves me. Then, she loves me not. Then, she loves me. Then she loves me not. Then...'