Flower Aficionado Gifts

Every flower that ever bloomed had to go through a whole lot of dirt to get there.

'I gave my wife a single long-stemmed rose...she sent me back for the other eleven!'

'Sigh, I think people only appreciate me for my looks, not my brains.'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

A bee and a flower are in bed.

"Is this donation to our community garden annual or perennial?"

'Humph Punks!'

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

'The Professor can't come to the phone just now, he's pressing his specimens.'

'This must be a mistake. These flowers are real.'

"A host? You call that a host. Why back in the States we..."

'You sure? I thought Mr. Travolta's appointment wasn't until Thursday.'

Woman in Floral Outfit leaving Flower Show.

'Violets, not violence. Do you sell violets?'

'Too bad loosing your ball, but I've found a rare Trifolium Occidentale.'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

Rose

'It's good to stop and smell the flowers, but not on the freeway.'

'Today my little rose buds, I'll tell you all about the birds and the bees!'

The Local Floorist

Flower shows and weed shows.

"You may need to seek professional help."

Daffodil bulbs

Clancy: Saying it with Flowers

A giraffe in a hat

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

The First Recorded Valentines Day

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

'I want a dozen long stemmed roses. I'm going to stick them right in his ear!'

'Nice of you to buy me flowers Fred - not quite a bunch, more of a buttonhole...'

'They're dog roses!'

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

Don't throw in the trowel!

"and so we've decided to take your advice!"