Flower Aficionado T-Shirts

Every flower that ever bloomed had to go through a whole lot of dirt to get there.

'I gave my wife a single long-stemmed rose...she sent me back for the other eleven!'

'Sigh, I think people only appreciate me for my looks, not my brains.'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"Is this donation to our community garden annual or perennial?"

'Humph Punks!'

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

'Violets, not violence. Do you sell violets?'

Woman in Floral Outfit leaving Flower Show.

'The Professor can't come to the phone just now, he's pressing his specimens.'

'Too bad loosing your ball, but I've found a rare Trifolium Occidentale.'

Rose

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

'Today my little rose buds, I'll tell you all about the birds and the bees!'

'It's good to stop and smell the flowers, but not on the freeway.'

The Local Floorist

Daffodil bulbs

Clancy: Saying it with Flowers

Flower shows and weed shows.

"You may need to seek professional help."

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

The First Recorded Valentines Day

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

'I want a dozen long stemmed roses. I'm going to stick them right in his ear!'

'Nice of you to buy me flowers Fred - not quite a bunch, more of a buttonhole...'

'They're dog roses!'

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

Don't throw in the trowel!

"and so we've decided to take your advice!"

"Have you been using that Green Shampoo again, Henry?"

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

Gardener

Florist

Science and mothers day