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'I've been a little naughty.'

How the War of the Roses Began

"Make up a lie... Throw a tantrum... make up a lie... throw a tantrum."

'No! Romance with malice aforethought!'

Sometimes we drop daisies on other countries just to let them know that we love them.

"You don't being me flowers any more."

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Doing the borders.

Social distancing

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Rose Garden

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Bee flying to another flower.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Botany Baby!

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Frog flirting.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Labor Day Flowers

Dog in Daisys

Bees SOS

'In Love'

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Valentine Day