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"How were the first few sips?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'It's ok, I'm a florist'

"What is it about us that makes only crazy people want to talk to us?"

'There's that young Wordsworth picking the heads off the daffodils.'

'Stop collecting wild flowers constable, we're looking for clues!'

"The hibiscus really ties the place together."

Bees SOS

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

"Are they really fresh?"

Warning, it's not a good time to stop and smell the roses: the gardeners have spread manure on the rose beds...

'Isn't that cute?'

Florist in receivership

'Admit it-you've been seeing that hussy in the flower shop again'

Lady gives a man a rose for Valentine's Day and he eats it.

Free seeds from 'Gardener's World' being auctioned.

Cow Pollen

'So how's the diet going Helen?'

'One thing's for sure . . . no-one's going to nick it.'

"This donation to the garden club is generous, could you clarify if it is annual or perennial?"

Human Cull: People who let their plants hang over the sidewalk so pedestrians can't walk past normally.

Vase of Arms

Love across a divide

"Jackpot ladies! I told you wedding venues were always full of fresh flowers!"

"Why didn't you give granny flowers...when she could water them herself?"

"Her boyfriend must really love us."

Bees are famous for being busy, but they always take time to smell the flowers!

Beer on Tap. Whenever I stop to smell the flowers I get ticketed for loitering.

Loans. Why do you want to open a florist shop? I've always wanted to stop and sell the roses!

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Alpha Pansy... Grrrrrr

'Grow you son of a bitch!'

'They're lovely, but I want you to know I never say yes on first negotiations.'

She said it with flowers this Valentine's Day.

'I said, 'Roses.' Stop and smell the Roses!'