Flower Lovers T-Shirts

"I'm looking for something that says, 'I'm sorry I bit off your leg.'"

'How much for NO stems?'

Heavy Plant Crossing.

The red flowers say, "I'm sorry," the pink flowers say, "forgive me," and the white flowers

Ahh, Spring! A time of growth, a time of green, a time for birdies to be seen. A time for hope across the land, a time for hankies close at hand! Aah! CHOO!

The Happy Couple

'A wise man once said if you are down to your last penny you should buy flowers and not bread. . .'

"An assortment of severed plant genitalia. Is there a subtext I should be aware of?"

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Doing the borders.

Social distancing

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Rose Garden

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Bee flying to another flower.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Botany Baby!

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Labor Day Flowers

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Frog flirting.

Dog in Daisys