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"I've mutated."

Some questioned Violet's commitment, but the truth is, she was just a sun smart pioneer!!

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

So Close..

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Doing the borders.

Social distancing

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Rose Garden

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Labor Day Flowers

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Frog flirting.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Dog in Daisys

Botany Baby!

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Bees SOS

Valentine Day

The wife whisperer.

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!