Flower Power Enthusiast T-Shirts

"No, Dear, you cannot go outside and do your annual dance of Spring...remember last year when the neighbours called the police?"

"Oh look Harold, a flower shop!"

Flower power.

Florists - Say it with bio-fuel crops.

"When you rushed off to work this morning and I said to stop and smell the flowers, I didn't mean on I-80 during rush hour!"

Grass huggers.

"I'm afraid its hippyitis."

'NO thankyou- not with MY hayfever!!'

Red Tulip N-Power Plant

'Yes, that is me. Does it surprise you that an old hippie can sell out like that Morris?'

"Blaming your neurosis on 'the system' really doesn't make any sense, but doesn't it make you nostalgic for the good ol' days."

Smelling the daisies

Flowers Explosion!

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

So Close..

Social distancing

Doing the borders.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Rose Garden

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Dog in Daisys

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Labor Day Flowers

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Botany Baby!

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Gardening#2

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!