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He's still not tawkin'... You want I should whacik him, boss?

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Social distancing

Doing the borders.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Rose Garden

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Bee flying to another flower.

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Dog in Daisys

Labor Day Flowers

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Botany Baby!

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Bees SOS

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Valentine Day

The wife whisperer.

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'In Love'

Gardening#2

'That plant food really works!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'