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'That's my grandfather - I told you he was old fashioned.'

"If San Francisco was the Rome of the sixties, Vermont was the Athens."

"You know what they say: if you can remember the Sixties then talk about them endlessly on BBC Four documentaries."

Luther Burbank

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

So Close..

Social distancing

Doing the borders.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Rose Garden

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Dog in Daisys

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Labor Day Flowers

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Botany Baby!

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Gardening#2

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'In Love'

Valentine Day

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

The wife whisperer.

'That plant food really works!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'