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"How are we on bread?"

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Sustainability

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

Grass huggers.

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

"I've mutated."

Sandcastles

Nuclear energy.

I Bake. Deal with it.

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

'Wow!! Do I ever like the flavour of the month!!'

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

Baker

I bake my own bread