Flour Power Advocate T-Shirts

Out of work baker - I knead your dough.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

View to the Future

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"How are we on bread?"

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"If I have one life to live let me live it as a blonde CEO."

"I've mutated."

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

I Bake. Deal with it.

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Afghanistan

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

"I can't afford to feed you."

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

Applications

I bake my own bread

Baker

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

"Whatever happened to common sense?"

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

Luther Burbank

"You know what they say: if you can remember the Sixties then talk about them endlessly on BBC Four documentaries."

Tom Cotton

GM Food and World Hunger

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

'Free range isn't all that! We basically get leftovers from the cattle!'

Cooking.

"If San Francisco was the Rome of the sixties, Vermont was the Athens."

What the new farm bill means. . . to the small farmer. . . to the corporate farmer.