Flour Power Specialist T-Shirts

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

The Velvet Mesquite

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

Grass huggers.

"How are we on bread?"

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

Afghanistan

I Bake. Deal with it.

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

'It's our fifth date, so I'll take a box of impatience.'

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

I bake my own bread

Baker

'I'm all for GM food, it's done wonders for my profit margins!'

"Oh look Harold, a flower shop!"

Flower power.

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

Something Grown Something Shot.

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

Luther Burbank

Ace Doughnut Co.

'Hey that's our waiter on his way home!'

Ocotillo

"You know what they say: if you can remember the Sixties then talk about them endlessly on BBC Four documentaries."

"Wonderful - this will be the absolute best popcorn anyone has ever seen."