Flour Power Specialist Gifts

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

The Velvet Mesquite

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

Grass huggers.

"How are we on bread?"

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

Afghanistan

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

I Bake. Deal with it.

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

'It's our fifth date, so I'll take a box of impatience.'

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

'I'm all for GM food, it's done wonders for my profit margins!'

I bake my own bread

Red Square. He's an important man, the caviar chief for the whole country. I still think he could have laughed when I call him the "Sturgeon General." I (heart) Moscow.

Baker

Flower power.

"Oh look Harold, a flower shop!"

Something Grown Something Shot.

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

"You know what they say: if you can remember the Sixties then talk about them endlessly on BBC Four documentaries."

Luther Burbank

'Hey that's our waiter on his way home!'

Ace Doughnut Co.

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

Ocotillo