Food Processing Engineer Gifts

CORN.

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Another day in the Splenda mines

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

Ghostbasters 3

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

"I don't think you're genetically modifying these foods at all. I think you're just putting googly eyes on fruit."

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

Artificial Isle

"I 3-D printed my dinner!"

If Einstein had worked in Fast Food

"I'll have what he's having."

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

Conversion of food products to petroleum substitutes - Conversion of petroleum products to food substitutes.

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

"We're making progress."

'I'm all for GM food, it's done wonders for my profit margins!'

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

"How almond milk is made"