Food Industry Professional Gifts

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'It's local. Grown here on the east coast, frozen and packaged on the west coast, and shipped back.'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

"Are your chops humanely chopped?"

Short shelf life...please help!

Does this chocolate taste a bit cheesy to you

Before Brexit/After Brexit

'The ice age wasn't all bad. Look what it did for the frozen food business.'

Fishy Business

"Wonderful - this will be the absolute best popcorn anyone has ever seen."

'I've just seen my file. Did you know we've all got sell-by-dates?'

'Ok, just look natural if you want this to work.'

'This the plan...we will make the clients think that there is a contest, and the winner will be the first one who finds a finger in the soup.'

Beef burgers without horse meat: the only guy you can trust!

Something Grown Something Shot.

A Chinese dragon comes for US farm products.

'More customer complaints, sir! They complain that the container takes too long to open!'

Henry J, Heinz

"He's a new head of product development."

'Waiter, more water!'

"You've worked here for 20 years and now you develop a peanut allergy."

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

"Mr. Billingsworth is new to the board. He comes from the food department."

Used to work for Chef Boyardee but I got canned.

Ace Doughnut Co.

"But before our conference on 'Battling Obesity' a word from our sponsors, the makers of the famous 'Chicken Slurry Burger'."

"Before they're slaughtered, each one gets an achievement award."

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"You know what I love? Butcher block."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

People putting their grocery shopping into shopping carts that are cornucopias.

Roseanne4

Red Square. He's an important man, the caviar chief for the whole country. I still think he could have laughed when I call him the "Sturgeon General." I (heart) Moscow.