Food Industry Professionals Gifts

"Not only our fishcakes. Granny Cora herself was recalled. She's not really a granny."

Important Food Groups

Another day in the Splenda mines

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Ghostbasters 3

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

"Whatever is quickest - I'm starving!"

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

Seasonal workers in the restaurant trade: 'Salt...pepper'.

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"I'll have what he's having."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

'I'm all for GM food, it's done wonders for my profit margins!'

"What a slobster."

"Your chicken was free-range, organically raised, and named Denise."

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

"I'm regretting that I offered him free lunch instead of an increased salary!"

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"