Food Industry Analyst Gifts

GM Food and World Hunger

'One day son, all this will be Monsanto's'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"They’re real."

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Population train.

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

Joe's Bar and Grill and Focus Group.

Red Square. He's an important man, the caviar chief for the whole country. I still think he could have laughed when I call him the "Sturgeon General." I (heart) Moscow.

Loyd Grossman

'I'm all for GM food, it's done wonders for my profit margins!'

Processed foods, unprocessed foods.

Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

Hey, you're beef,aren't cha? I didn't recognise you without your can.

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

Ace Doughnut Co.

'Getting above yourself for a short order cook, aren't you?'

Something Grown Something Shot.

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

'Hey that's our waiter on his way home!'