Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"
Gm Food Analyst Gifts
Looking for a gift for a food analyst who’s passionate about genetically modified food and creative expression? Our collection combines humor and insight, ideal for someone who appreciates a clever twist on their profession. Whether they’re in the lab or at the dinner table, find a unique item that celebrates their interest in GM foods with a playful edge.
"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"
"They’re real."
"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"
'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'
'GM apples prevent Migraine'
"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."
Population train.
"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."
'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'
Joe's Bar and Grill and Focus Group.
'To eat or not to eat?'
'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!
'Careful Jack - it might be a GM beanstalk!'
'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'
Frankenfood farms: pest-resistant, fresher-longer, who-knows-what produce.
"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."
Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"
"Is the hamburger innovative?"
GM Food and World Hunger
"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."
Price and serving size: A guide.
'Genetically modified baked beans...well they look and taste the same to me!'
'He just comes in to laugh at our menu.'
"God, I'll never eat another hot dog again after seeing how they're made!"
'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'
"Why are you crossing a turkey with an octopus?"
'And in today's health market - coffee is up, fats are mixed, and sugar continues its downward slide.'
'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'
Giants of science: Oppenheimers Mushroom Farm. 'Get 'em while they're red hot!'
'This snack is vegan. It's 100% artificial ingredients.'
Young Professional Recipe Test
"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."
'As a Potato & a Farmer he has a unique perspective on the GM issue.'
At the signing of the Great Picnic Treaty.
Gm Food Analyst Gifts Collection
Gm Food Analyst Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring GM food and science humor—ideal for food analysts who love a bit of witty caffeine boost.
Gm Food Analyst Pillows
Discover pillows with playful GM food analysis designs—great for adding personality to any workspace or living area.
Gm Food Analyst Prints
Browse our prints celebrating genetically modified foods—bring scientific humor into your home or office decor.
Gm Food Analyst T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts with clever GM food themes—perfect for scientists who want to showcase their passion with a touch of fun.