Gm Food Analyst Pillows

Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"They’re real."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

Population train.

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

'To eat or not to eat?'

Joe's Bar and Grill and Focus Group.

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

'Careful Jack - it might be a GM beanstalk!'

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

Frankenfood farms: pest-resistant, fresher-longer, who-knows-what produce.

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

"Is the hamburger innovative?"

GM Food and World Hunger

"Why are you crossing a turkey with an octopus?"

'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'

'And in today's health market - coffee is up, fats are mixed, and sugar continues its downward slide.'

'Genetically modified baked beans...well they look and taste the same to me!'

'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'

Giants of science: Oppenheimers Mushroom Farm. 'Get 'em while they're red hot!'

"God, I'll never eat another hot dog again after seeing how they're made!"

'This snack is vegan. It's 100% artificial ingredients.'

'He just comes in to laugh at our menu.'

Price and serving size: A guide.

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

'As a Potato & a Farmer he has a unique perspective on the GM issue.'

Young Professional Recipe Test

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

'That genetically modified foods thing is getting out of hand.'