Gm Food Critics Pillows

'Thanks for the genetically modified fish food.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

"They're doing wonderful things with food I hate."

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

'There's nothing good to eat!'

'To eat or not to eat?'

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"

'Careful Jack - it might be a GM beanstalk!'

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

See, Peanut? I told you that 'Melt in your mouth, not in your hand' line would get you in trouble someday!

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

Frankenfood farms: pest-resistant, fresher-longer, who-knows-what produce.

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

This fast food restaurant uses recycled packaging! . . . "And recycled food!"

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

Master Chef

'Did monsieur enjoy the meal?' - 'I could get more nourishment biting my lip.'

"Waiter! There's something in my soup!"

"I'm afraid you can't speak to the Chef at the moment, sir. He's out, buying you a, 'get well soon' card."

Bar None

"He's one of the few genuine food critics left....he still fills his pen with Spanish squid ink."

'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'

"Sorry sir, it appears that we're out of chicken fingers."

Giants of science: Oppenheimers Mushroom Farm. 'Get 'em while they're red hot!'