Gm Food Skeptic Pillows

'That genetically modified foods thing is getting out of hand.'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"Please don't kill me."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

Gullib-Os

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

'Eating several servings of vegetables everyday is very good, as long as they aren't just pizza toppings.'

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

'To eat or not to eat?'

Way Too Genetically Engineered Chicken

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

"Is this because I didn’t eat my kale?"

"Can I substitute saltwater taffy for the five servings of seafood?"

Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"

'Careful Jack - it might be a GM beanstalk!'

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

"We shouldn't have sugar, wine, beer, cake...we may not live longer but it sure will feel as if we do!"

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

'Boy! Did I get some bad news today! I found out french fries is a veg'table!'

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."