Gm Food Skeptic Mugs

'That genetically modified foods thing is getting out of hand.'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"Please don't kill me."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

Gullib-Os

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

'Eating several servings of vegetables everyday is very good, as long as they aren't just pizza toppings.'

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

Way Too Genetically Engineered Chicken

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

'To eat or not to eat?'

"Is this because I didn’t eat my kale?"

"Can I substitute saltwater taffy for the five servings of seafood?"

Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"

'Careful Jack - it might be a GM beanstalk!'

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

'Boy! Did I get some bad news today! I found out french fries is a veg'table!'

Frankenfood farms: pest-resistant, fresher-longer, who-knows-what produce.

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

"We shouldn't have sugar, wine, beer, cake...we may not live longer but it sure will feel as if we do!"