'It wasn't long ago that our big worry was insect parts.'
Gm Food Critic Mugs
Start their day with a dose of humor and critique—our mugs for food critics feature witty designs that capture their culinary curiosity and sharp palate, ideal for coffee or tea lovers alike.
'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'
The Official Covid-19 Diet
"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."
"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"
"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."
'GM apples prevent Migraine'
'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'
'Waiter, I think my wife's calamari is underdone.'
'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'
"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."
'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'
"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."
"Who gets the Chateaubriand with the mail-in rebate?"
'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'
'To eat or not to eat?'
"The Garlic Escargot Velouté...would you like that in the traditional tureen, or supersized in a bucket?"
'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'
"Haven't you got anything that hasn't been regurgitated?"
Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"
"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."
'You're too fussy - the coffee isn't THAT bad!'
'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!
'Careful Jack - it might be a GM beanstalk!'
'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'
'If only you would let me cover this Tofu-vegetables stuff with ketchup, it would at least LOOK like real food...'
Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'
Frankenfood farms: pest-resistant, fresher-longer, who-knows-what produce.
Fresh Fish
See, Peanut? I told you that 'Melt in your mouth, not in your hand' line would get you in trouble someday!
"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."
Frankly, I've seen better menus on my computer accounts Package.
Maybe you would have less of a problem with flies in your soup if you didn't have landing strips attached to your bowls.
'As you requested, we trimmed the fat.'
And this is one we made earlier.
Gm Food Critic Mugs Collection
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