Gm Food Fanatic Pillows

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Now that's art!"

'To eat or not to eat?'

All You Can Eat

Waiting staff

'Three, two, one. Stand clear.'

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

Cutlery store: Big Sale! Everything slashed!

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"

'Careful Jack - it might be a GM beanstalk!'

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

Restaurant scene; diners are shown kneeling in reverence at their tables.

Frankenfood farms: pest-resistant, fresher-longer, who-knows-what produce.

Capturing a Cook

A waiter warning the cook about certain customers

"No, thank you. I'd prefer seeing a menu from the restaurant across the street."

"If they don't like the food, try to explain to them how hard it is to cook really good food."

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.