Gm Food Fanatic T-Shirts

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

"Now that's art!"

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

'To eat or not to eat?'

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

Waiting staff

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

All You Can Eat

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

Cutlery store: Big Sale! Everything slashed!

'Three, two, one. Stand clear.'

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"

'Careful Jack - it might be a GM beanstalk!'

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

'Decisions, decisions!'

Restaurant scene; diners are shown kneeling in reverence at their tables.

"No, thank you. I'd prefer seeing a menu from the restaurant across the street."

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

'I went home the other day and smelt a delicious meal cooking in the kitchen... then I realized I'd gone to the wrong house!'

Capturing a Cook

A waiter warning the cook about certain customers

"If they don't like the food, try to explain to them how hard it is to cook really good food."