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'Genetically modified baked beans...well they look and taste the same to me!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

La Table

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Before/After

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

'How was the squid?'

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Alphabet soup

Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'