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'Careful, these convenience foods are really bad for you!'

LAY ZEE FUK

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

La Table

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Your lobster was off!

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Unusual Offers

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'How was the squid?'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

Alphabet soup

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'