Grocery Store Explorer T-Shirts

"Do you have these apples in green?"

'You'll find your dinner in the frozen department of our local corner shop.'

"Butcher!"

"Hey, don't fall asleep Jimmy! Look at me! You'll be fine, it's just a scratch! We'll get back home in no time and on Sunday we'll be a nice omelette, you'll see."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

Market. Cheeses. Trouble in the case, Ernie? Yeah, four of the cheeses are disliked by the others. The bleu cheese is always depressed and ruins any fun they try to have. The limburger is condescending - it thinks "sharpest" means "smartest." The low-fat cheese won't stop bragging about being the most fit and attractive. And there's a problem with the Swiss too? Yeah, it has a holier-than-thou attitude.

NEW! Self-cooking chili! Just add Jalapenos!

Frozen Food Section.

'Now that we have flounder genes, I'd like to go swimming.'

'I don't care as long as don't end up being eaten over a sink.'

Fat Free Water.

"Attention, shoppers!! We have a senior lost in the produce section!. . ."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Unusual Offers

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Alphabet soup

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

Plane Yogurt.

Reality of Parenthood

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."