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'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

La Table

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Unusual Offers

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'How was the squid?'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Alphabet soup

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

'My French is not so good.'

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

Roadkill Restaurant

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"A number of items on that menu are consistently chosen by an overwhelming majority of the American people."

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

"And how is the 'medium' salmon you had me overcook?!"