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'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

La Table

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

Unusual Offers

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'How was the squid?'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Alphabet soup

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Roadkill Restaurant

"Sauted lard, please."

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

"And how is the 'medium' salmon you had me overcook?!"

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

'My French is not so good.'

"A number of items on that menu are consistently chosen by an overwhelming majority of the American people."

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"