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Alphabet soup - Large print edition.

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

La Table

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Unusual Offers

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'How was the squid?'

Alphabet soup

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

Roadkill Restaurant

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

'My French is not so good.'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"A number of items on that menu are consistently chosen by an overwhelming majority of the American people."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

"And how is the 'medium' salmon you had me overcook?!"