Grocery Aisle Explorer Gifts

Alphabet soup - Large print edition.

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

La Table

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

Unusual Offers

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'How was the squid?'

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Alphabet soup

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

"And how is the 'medium' salmon you had me overcook?!"

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

'My French is not so good.'

"A number of items on that menu are consistently chosen by an overwhelming majority of the American people."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"