Grocery Aisle Wanderer Gifts

"O.k., I'' just buy what I want, if you tell me what that is."

"I love this aisle with it's bright and welcoming packages half-filled with air. Snacks! It even sounds dietary."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

Eye of Newt Helper

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"I need one of them and one of them..."

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

"Today is catch-your-own day."

Do me a favor - don

'I'm giving my tortoise a white knuckle ride!'

Woman has man in shopping trolley

"Don't, son – once they cross over into meats, they're out of our jurisdiction."

"When water turns into ice, which of its physical properties increases?"

'Now let's see...We need fodder...'

"Hey girl, why the clown suit?"

Meats

Food Formerly Sold As Milk/Food Formerly Made with Sugar/Food Formerly Known as Meat/Food Former Fried.

'Ugh! I think it's past its sell-by date.'

Alphabet soup - Large print edition.

Skeleton on an out of order escalator.

Trolley Cage.

Mmmm...not bad. And no diet slop aftertaste!

I don't get it - they give us name tag stickers, but they never let us mingle

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

Frozen burgers... veggie burgers.

Supermarkets

"He threw a huge fit at the grocery store."